Florida!!

Okay Im gonna start off with some facts about Florida (since hopefully by the end of next year I will be a proud GA fan living in Florida)!

The first suntan cream was made in Miama Beach, Florida, in 1944, by pharmacist Benjamin Green. Ummm yeah and its like NEVER used in Miami!! LOL 

Florida is the fourth most populous state in the United States of America. (Consisting of 90 % people over the age of 50 jkin but it seems like it trust me)

Florida is the only state that has 2 rivers both with the same name, Withlacoochee. One is in north central Florida (Madison County) and the other is in central Florida. (Been there, Done that)

Orange blossom is the state flower of Florida and the Mockingbird is its state bird.

Clearwater claims to have 361 days of sunshine each year!! (Sun was shinin when we went!!)

Florida has 1,100 miles of beach!!

Now onto the DUMB laws in Florida!

It is illegal to sell your children in Florida (DARNIT!)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (DENIED)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (James may have a SMALL problem with that one)

Oral sex is illegal. (And that one too hehe)

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

With those being said.... Im wondering how my brother still WORKS at a prison and isnt IN prison!! HAHA!! Just kidding... But ya know with all that the GREATEST thing Florida has right now is My brother and sister in law!! I had the greatest week with them and I miss them so much already! Cant wait to see them again! Had a nice big dinner tonight. My mom and stepdad, and my inlaws, including sister in law this time, my sister  and her hubby ! We had fried pork chops, green beans, corn and mashed potatoes. After dinner was done everyone helped in putting up the Christmas tree... BigPapa asked if ANYTHING I make sure I put the tree up and well I did! So pffft... I still havent decided if I wanted to decorate any more than that.. I will figure it out! Anyways! All in all it was a good day! Got to talk to James and a couple other people (but thats a story for another day). Hope everyone had a GREAT Thanksgiving and days off.. tomorrow its back to the regular scheduled programming!